The Uber for Builders Experience
- Download the Uber for Builders app (not available on any app store)
- Enter your location, and we'll find the closest builder who hasn't been banned yet
- Choose a builder based on their star rating (anything above 1 star is a bonus)
- Watch in horror as they arrive at your doorstep, ready to "build" your dreams
Testimonials (that are totally real)
"My house is only slightly lopsided. Thanks, Uber for Builders!"
"I used to have a roof. Now I have a beautiful view of the sky. 10/10 would recommend."
"I mean, what could possibly go wrong? It's not like my house could collapse or anything."
Affiliate Products You Just Can't Live Without
Because who needs a solid foundation anyway?
FAQs (that no one asked for)
Is this a real service?
Of course not! But isn't it fun to imagine the chaos?
Can I actually buy these products?
No, but we're sure someone out there is working on something equally ridiculous.
Why did you create this site?
For the lolz, obviously.