The Uber for Builders Experience
![Construction worker in an Uber](./img/logo3.png)
- Download the Uber for Builders app (not available on any app store)
- Enter your location, and we'll find the closest builder who hasn't been banned yet
- Choose a builder based on their star rating (anything above 1 star is a bonus)
- Watch in horror as they arrive at your doorstep, ready to "build" your dreams
Testimonials (that are totally real)
![Person laughing](./img/facepalm.png)
"My house is only slightly lopsided. Thanks, Uber for Builders!"
![Person facepalming](./img/no_roof.png)
"I used to have a roof. Now I have a beautiful view of the sky. 10/10 would recommend."
![Person looking skeptical](./img/skeptic.png)
"I mean, what could possibly go wrong? It's not like my house could collapse or anything."
Affiliate Products You Just Can't Live Without
![Insta-Foundation Spray](./img/foundation.png)
Insta-Foundation Spray!
Because who needs a solid foundation anyway?
FAQs (that no one asked for)
Is this a real service?
Of course not! But isn't it fun to imagine the chaos?
Can I actually buy these products?
No, but we're sure someone out there is working on something equally ridiculous.
Why did you create this site?
For the lolz, obviously.